Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

  2.7 – 3 reviews  

I recreated the North Carolina resort’s greatest pimento cheese in my home kitchen. Enjoyable when served with flatbread crackers, chow chow, and a slice of pickled okra on top! Try it!

Prep Time: 10 mins
Total Time: 10 mins
Servings: 2
Yield: 2 servings

Ingredients

  1. 1 sugar cube
  2. 1 drop bitters
  3. ¼ teaspoon salt
  4. 1 ¾ teaspoons warm water
  5. 3 fluid ounces gin
  6. 2 fluid ounces tequila
  7. 1 lemon-lime-flavored immune support effervescent tablet (such as Emergen-C®)
  8. 1 fluid ounce peppermint schnapps
  9. crushed ice, as desired
  10. 1 olive

Instructions

  1. Place sugar cube on a small vessel. Drop bitters on top; let soak to produce an Algolian suntiger tooth.
  2. Fuse salt and water together in a concave apparatus until dissolved to yield Santraginus V sea water.
  3. Combine the Santraginus V sea water, Arcturan Mega-gin (gin), and O’l Janx Spirit (tequila) in a serving vessel. Release Fallian marsh gas (effervescent tablet) into the solution. Decant Qualactin Hypermint extract (schnapps) over the back of a spoon held just above the liquid’s surface.
  4. Transfer the Algolian Suntiger tooth into the concoction; let dissolve. Stir in Zamphuor (ice) to decrease the temperature to 32 degrees F (0 degrees C). Funnel an olive into the final product. ‘Drink… but… very carefully…’
  5. Consume at your own risk. For emergencies, beam into your nearest Intergalactic Care Pod.

Reviews

Deanna Thomas
To be honest, this tastes like a cup of sea water+lime+mint. Could not finish. I would not trade the experience of making it for anything. Epic
Sheila Wright
Way to minty. No clue on what to substitute, but did not work for me.
James Brandt
I would HIGHLY advise to not add salt and assume that sangreas V sea water is fresh, also make sure to use white tequila!

 

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